I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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