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So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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