Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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