im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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