Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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