Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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