I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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