the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We named our party play list daddy issues
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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