I murdered the dance floor call the cops
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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