fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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