i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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