let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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