You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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