That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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