it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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