Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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