Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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