So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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