i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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