Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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