I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
When did angry sex become our thing?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
