Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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