CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
My vagina is very pro this idea
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