Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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