I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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