Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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