1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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