I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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