We tried having a conversation with our noses.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
