that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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