i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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