If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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