Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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