Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
It's never too late to be topless.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Enjoy the penises
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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