i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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