your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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