We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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