Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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