they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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