that's an acceptable place to lick
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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