All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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