Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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