How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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