babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i drank out of a bidet.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
this hospital has no fireball
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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