Porn is love you can see.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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