Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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