He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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