The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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