It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
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when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize