9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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