Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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