wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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