Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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