How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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