I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I don't think brook has ever known best
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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