Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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