Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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